Mitt ‘Effing Romney Is Appalled… And Appalling

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Quid Pro Joe’s Ukraine Money Quote

It’s too bad you couldn’t have been “appalled” when the Mueller thugs were trashing people like Mike Flynn and the rest, or the Democrats were using foreigners to generate campaign Opposition Research to gin up the “Russian Collusion Delusion” hoax to try to hamstring the President. It’s also appalling that I wasted my 2012 Presidential voting for a snake. You can decide for yourself whether the viper was named Obama or Romney.

Washington Post Thinks Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren Is On A Bit Of A Roll

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The Washington Post ponders, “Why Elizabeth Warren is getting such good press.”

Pocahonky Warren – 1023rd Honky/0001th Poca

It seems like every day a new story breaks about how Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Mass.) is climbing in the polls, releasing a new policy proposal, “winning” a primary debate or taking some other step toward becoming the Democratic presidential nominee. The volume and general positivity of Warren coverage has led some to believe that the media has collectively decided she should be the nominee and is doing everything we can to make it so.

Could it be, WaPo, that you forgot that ‘The Media’ is a beast that loves to feed at the same trough that the rest of the herd feeds.  Hence you get so many ‘Flavor of the Day’ stories.

There was Beto before started grabbing guns.  Then Kamala before she met Tulsi.  Then Joe when he finally got in, but started bleeding from the eyes – Ukraine…never heard of it.  And, of course, there’s  Mayor Pete before everyone found out that he was a self-righteous Alfred E. Neuman look a like.  Barney’s in the hospital, so we’ll leave him in Intensive Care with the rest of the also rans.

So with 13 months left until election, there’s plenty of time to see new favorites — and even old ones.  Hillary, mayhaps?

Bernie’s ‘Cardiac Event’ Opens Door For Hillary

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Hillary Clinton denies rumors that the “Triple C” Campaign Catering Company (a Chelsea Clinton Company, and subsidiary of Clinton, Inc.) has been catering Bernie Sanders’ meals since January 2017.  She further states that there is no truth to the rumor that the “Triple C” only uses lard and beef tallow to prepare it’s recipes.  “It’s just another vast Right Wing conspiracy,” she says.