Eric Swalwell – We Always Knew You Were A Gasbag…

But Farting LIVE On National TV??

Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it.  But whatever….

Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”.  Job well done, Mr. Swalwell.  My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname.  Heh.  You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.

George Conway Is A Sausage-fingered Dick – Update….

Another day and George is still a Sausage-fingered Dick.

From the DailyCaller, “Elise Stefanik Fires Back At ‘Misogynist’ George Conway After He Calls Her ‘Trash’.”  Apparently, George is actually a Sausage-fingered misogynistic Dick.  #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne.

Rather than murder the slob, Kellyanne, just #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne

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Kaepernick Punts On NFL Workout

NFL ‘Disappointed’ at Kaepernick for Not Appearing at Workout, writes Breitbart.

The NFL arranged a workout for Colin Kaepernick that was going to be attended by more than two dozen teams.

However, after Kaepernick refused to agree to the league’s conditions regarding the workout, the league’s original anthem protester did a work out at a local Atlanta high school instead.

If Kaepernick wanted to play football he would have shown for the workout scheduled by the NFL, signed the waivers, and played his very best ‘game’.  He would have had his head in his performance rather than confronting perfectly reasonable NFL requests.  If he could have demonstrated that he could play and be part of a ‘team’, it’s likely that some organization, either out of ‘woke’ guilt or need, would have picked him up.  But no.

Kaepernick proved again why he is poison for any NFL Franchise and why he is poison for the sport.  Regardless of whatever talent he may still have, there is not one team out there that can afford to lose even 5 % of it’s focus and continue to win games, much less be a contender.  Colin should just make the decision to be the best shoe salesman he can be….and be done with football.  Because football should be done with him.

George Conway Is A Sausage-fingered Dick

Rather than murder the slob, Kellyanne, just #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne