Eric Swalwell – We Always Knew You Were A Gasbag…
But Farting LIVE On National TV??
Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it. But whatever….
Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”. Job well done, Mr. Swalwell. My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname. Heh. You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.
Scientists Discover ‘Patient Zero’ For Advanced Climate Change Derangement Disorder (ACCDD)
Greta Thunberg presenting all of the symptoms of classic ACCDD.
George Conway Is A Sausage-fingered Dick – Update….
Another day and George is still a Sausage-fingered Dick.
From the DailyCaller, “Elise Stefanik Fires Back At ‘Misogynist’ George Conway After He Calls Her ‘Trash’.” Apparently, George is actually a Sausage-fingered misogynistic Dick. #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne.
And for you @gtconway3d – the one thing I’ve NEVER been called in my life is TRASH.
You need serious help. My opponent Taxin’ Tedra can have your sick mysogynist support.
— Elise Stefanik (@EliseStefanik) November 16, 2019
Rather than murder the slob, Kellyanne, just #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne
Kaepernick Punts On NFL Workout
NFL ‘Disappointed’ at Kaepernick for Not Appearing at Workout, writes Breitbart.
The NFL arranged a workout for Colin Kaepernick that was going to be attended by more than two dozen teams.
However, after Kaepernick refused to agree to the league’s conditions regarding the workout, the league’s original anthem protester did a work out at a local Atlanta high school instead.
If Kaepernick wanted to play football he would have shown for the workout scheduled by the NFL, signed the waivers, and played his very best ‘game’. He would have had his head in his performance rather than confronting perfectly reasonable NFL requests. If he could have demonstrated that he
could play and be part of a ‘team’, it’s likely that some organization, either out of ‘woke’ guilt or need, would have picked him up. But no.
Kaepernick proved again why he is poison for any NFL Franchise and why he is poison for the sport. Regardless of whatever talent he may still have, there is not one team out there that can afford to lose even 5 % of it’s focus and continue to win games, much less be a contender. Colin should just make the decision to be the best shoe salesman he can be….and be done with football. Because football should be done with him.
George Conway Is A Sausage-fingered Dick
Rather than murder the slob, Kellyanne, just #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne
Unfortunately for you, George, you'll never ever wrap your fat fingers around one shred of "intelligence, talent, integrity, decency, honor, and patriotism", especially considering how you try to sabotage both your wife and your President. #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) November 16, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – “Einstein Didn’t Kill Himself”
AOC observed, “I might not be an Epstein myself, but everyone knows that Trump had Einstein killed.”
Found here.
Adam Schiff Presides Over Friday’s Impeachment Farce
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