And don’t forget all of the ‘double-dog dare’ dirt that was consumed, either.
The Clowns Know The Way To 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Can I have some ice cream with my booger treats and crayons?
Jim Acosta Is Still A Narcissistic, Self-aggrandizing Douchecanoe
Read Jim Acosta’s Self-Absorbed T-Shirt As He Gets Vaccinated
Conservative Brief–CNN’s Jim Acosta is still clearly suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. And he’s also still in love with himself.
Acosta shared an image on social media of himself getting the vaccine and his shirt has gained a lot of attention.
Acosta’s t-shirt pays homage to his own greatness. Then, he wore it to make a theatrical display of getting a vaccine shot and asked someone to take a photo of him wearing it.
Acme Corporation’s Mail Order AntiMatter
BSSC AntiMatter. The newest addition to the comprehensive Acme Corporation’s Mail Order Catalog of Products guaranteed to go wrong.
Walk Like An Egyptian
The Bangles – Walk Like an Egyptian (Video Version)
Freedom Seed Dispenser
2021’s challenge to the ubiquitous PEZ Dispenser…
New M&M Flavored Loads for the Freedom Seed Dispenser
PEZ Safety Documentary…Be careful, be very, very careful.
Joe Biden Is Such An Inspiration…
That I want to donate my entire COVID-19 Economic Impact Stimulus Check to the Alzheimer’s Association.
**Do donate to the Alzheimer’s Association. It may be too late for Ol’ Joe-mentia, but maybe not for you and me.
Will The New White House Reporter Get A Question?
Ronald Crump and the Babylon Bee want to know?
Shrek Absolutely Destroys Westminster Agility Championship
And Gabby, the Papillion was pretty good, too.
Senator Lankford Outs Joe Biden’s Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier Border Flaks
Day two from the border—this is a pod that’s designed to hold 80 people that’s currently holding 709. pic.twitter.com/rKLH5urdyh
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
For a side-by-side comparison, the first photo is from my trip to the border in 2019–the second is from today. Plenty of space to walk around and safely spread out. Tell me this isn’t a crisis. https://t.co/ING6lsNYor pic.twitter.com/ujQXNxkQKD
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
I’m Your Captain And I’m Feeling Mighty Sick
I’m your captain, I’m your captain
Though I’m feeling mighty sick
I’ve been lost now for days uncounted
And it’s months since I’ve seen home
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
Am I in my cabin dreaming?
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me?
Closer To Home (I’m Your Captain)