So… Which is the mask here?
The Race For The Bacon
These fleet little piggies don’t need no stinkin’ roses… They race for the bacon.
IQ By AOC – The Green New Infrastructure Deal
“Love the pig you’re with”
Nancy and AOC are looking for “Popular Title” suggestions for their Green New Infrastructure Deal bill. Here are some possibilities to work with–a snip here, a cut there, a little pasting…
Trichinosis: The Threat is Overblown.
Defeat the Big Bad Wolf of Hunger… with Pork.
Pork Your Hunger.
When Pigs Lie…On Your Plate.
It’s Time for a Pork.
You Can’t Fake a Good Porking
Have Pork, Will Travel.
Knife and Pork
Life: Where There is Never a Porking Fee
Be Thinner Than Your Dinner. Eat Pork.
Everybody Porks.
I’m Thinking I Prefer The ‘Full’ COVID Lockdown
The slugs are slime-ing along, too, but that doesn’t mean I have to be happy about it. And, at least, the slugs don’t have a wardrobe made up solely of ‘buffalo plaids’ and watch caps.
Hunter Biden Has A Little ‘Parm’ Problem
You smoked WHAT, Hunter?
Snopes–In an interview broadcast on April 4, 2021, Hunter Biden, the son of U.S. President Joe Biden, said he mistook parmesan cheese for crack cocaine in the past and accidentally smoked the dairy product.
Rating: TrueWhile it was true Hunter Biden said, “I probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone,” his statements implied that he mistook other granular items for the drug during the depths of his crack addiction. Additionally, it was false to frame that quote as a confession that he sought out and smoked parmesan cheese, specifically, to try to get high.
The Cricketeria Comes To Your Local 7-11 Store
Eat Bugs!! Eeewww!!
Catchy slogan, do ya think? Or maybe not so much…
Crickets don’t Fart – Eat Mor Crikits
Coyote Joe And Coyote Ugly Running Illegals
I swear I recognize those profiles. Where have I seen them before…?
Your Lights Are On, But You’re Not Home…
Your Mind Is Not Your Own
Robert Palmer – Addicted To Love (Official Music Video)