Joe Gibberish On The World Stage – “But um, we um, you know (the thing), I’m in trouble…” Again
“And uh, I’ve said before and I apologize for the – Oh, I didn’t Jake Sullivan from the State Department [inaudible]. I’m leaving out a lot of people here I apologize. I’m going to get in trouble. But, anyway, we’ll get back to that. But um we um you know…” – President Biden.
Thanks to 2014 Referendum passed by California’s idiot voters, you can go on a shoplifting “shopping spree” and, as long as the value of the stolen merchandise doesn’t exceed $950, it’s no longer a felony, but a simple misdemeanor. Get those shopping lists ready, Pilgrims. What’s next? Curbside delivery for looters…???
Masculine Pronouns?? Justin says “Nyet! Vladie. There ain’t no stinking masculinity here…”
The Babylon Bee–World War 3 was nearly started after G7 attendees referred to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau using masculine pronouns, misgendering the progressive, inclusive, genderless leader.
“Excuse me — him?” an indignant Trudeau said after he overheard Putin referring to him using male pronouns. “How dare you! Did you just assume my gender? Wow. I mean, I thought this was the current year!”
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I’ve been for a walk (I’ve been for a walk)
On a winter’s day (on a winter’s day)
I’d be safe and warm (I’d be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
California dreamin’ (California dreamin’)
On such a winter’s day
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The Mamas & the Papas – “California Dreamin'”
Extra credit given for using at least seven of the vocabulary words in sentences… and extra, extra credit given if you don’t arbitrarily get punched out by the recipient of those self-same words.
CNN on Biden: “I have never seen a president… who is so protected by his aides in terms of often not wanting him to answer some questions.”
President Joe-mentia inadvertently (most everything except sniffing little girls is inadvertent with Ol’ Joe) displayed a notecard covered with anti-Trump talking points during a press conference in England.
At NATO presser, Biden was asked if Vladimir Putin is a “killer,” Joe weirdly laughs, channels Hillary Clinton and says, “I don’t think it matters a whole lot.” Notice the ‘Cognitive Interruptus’ as Joe searches for an answer.
The ‘Most Interesting Man’ always cuts to the chase with his displays of logic and sage advice.
The Origin Of…Cut To The Chase
During a sitdown meeting this weekend at the G7 in Great Britain, UK leader Boris Johnson had to step in and correct Joe Biden after Sleepy Joe interrupted the Prime Minister to welcome the President of South Africa.
Boris Johnson: And welcome to those who just joined us… President Ramaphosa (South Africa), President Moon (South Korea)…
Joe Biden: And the President of South Africa.
Boris Johnson: And the President of South Africa as, as, as I said.
Joe Biden: Oh, you did?
Boris Johnson: I certainly did.
Carnac says, “What two things are required to be Joe Biden’s Vice President?”
The Best Of Carnac The Magnificent
Billy Idol – Rebel Yell (Official Music Video)
