Cookie Crack
I can’t seem to make it past February before falling off the wagon each year…
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Murders And Bedbugs – Chicago Leads The Pack
Orkin: Chicago Ranks Number One Worst City in United States for Bed Bugs
Breitbart–Chicago is suffering from an infestation of creepy crawlies, the Orkin pest control company revealed Monday.
In a press release, the company said it is the city’s fourth year in a row to be named number one on its Top 50 Bed Bug Cities List:
Chicago, New York, and Philadelphia hold onto the top three spots, ranking first, second and third, respectively for cities with most bed bugs. Greensboro, N.C. saw the largest jump this year, moving up twenty-fife spots into the Top Twenty, with Milwaukee (#25) moving up the list by fifteen and Tampa (#31) moving up by ten.
The bed bug cities list is based on treatment data from the metro areas where Orkin performed the most bed bug treatments from Dec. 1, 2022 – Nov. 30, 2023. The ranking includes both residential and commercial treatments.
HeyJackass! As for Chicago Murders…
If Rodney Dangerfield Was President, He’d Still Get More Respect Than Joe Biden
Can you imagine Donald Trump being ignored by a gaggle of self-absorbed Pols…? I thought not.
So Why Did Sports Illustrated Fold, Anyway?
“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?” Sherlock Holmes
Is Ol’ Joe Biden A Beer Barrel Whisperer…?
Or Is The Beer Barrel Whispering To Ol’ Joe? My vote is that the beer barrel is making more sense that Joe ever did.