They’re “BAAACK”!! This political family has more lives than Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees.
Bernie Sanders Merchandise Takes ‘Hit’ After South Carolina Primary
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
Vincente ‘Effing Fox On ‘Effing Fox News About the ‘Effing Wall
Enough ‘effing said about Mexico paying for the ‘effing wall or even attempting to understand that the United States is not their ‘effing country and that they most certainly don’t have an ‘effing right to ‘effing come here whenever they ‘effing please.
Here’s the money quote:
So ‘effing suck on that, Mr. Vincente ‘Effing Fox.
Meet the New Smart Appliances
And you were worried about your “Smart Appliance” listening to you or maybe taking your picture when you open the refrigerator door. In your jammies. Or maybe not in your jammies? Think again.
It’s all out, balls to the wall, drone warfare going on. And the battlefield is your kitchen!
One Child Left Behind
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
Republican Debate – Texas Style
I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
Alas, Poor Karl….Bernie Knows Him Well
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
One Reason to Vote Trump
If you at a tipping point and just can’t pull the trigger for a candidate, this one reason might persuade you to vote for Donald Trump. According to The Examiner, “Al Sharpton might ‘get out of here’ if Trump wins.”
Well, Hell. Vote for Trump a dozen times if that what it takes to get Sharpton out of here. But I digress. They wrote.
Rev. Al Sharpton told attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event Thursday he would flee the country if Donald Trump won the
election, in order to avoid being deported by Trump.
Sharpton, a Democrat, had positive feedback for many of the Republican presidential candidates until he got to Trump.
“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone [else], while I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” Sharpton told attendees, who responded in laughter.
Dinner with Bernie
Besides Bill, Hillary is calling out the big Dem Chefs in order to run the table against Bernie Sanders in South Carolina. Hillary says “cook”. They say, “rare, medium, or well done”.
