Did You Hear The One About The American President…?

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He’s napping on the beach while America burns.

Callous Biden showed his true colors by tanning at the beach on the anniversary of his Afghanistan withdrawal horror

New York Post–oe Biden was sunning himself at his Rehoboth Beach house and Kamala Harris was holed away with staff in Washington this week on the third anniversary of their disastrous ­Afghanistan withdrawal.

Only Donald Trump bothered to show up to the wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery for the Gold Star families of the 13 service members killed by a suicide bomber in the chaotic evacuation from Kabul.

For a man damned as an unfeeling monster by Democrats, Trump always manages to outshine Biden and Harris in the empathy stakes, whether he is meeting victims of a toxic train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, visiting a bodega in crime-wracked Harlem or consoling the families of women and children murdered by illegal-migrant sexual predators.

‘Fifty Shades Of Hay’ Starring ‘Tampon’ Tim Walz

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That Liberal Women Think Tim Walz Is Sexy Tells You All You Need To Know About Liberal Women

Daily Caller–Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Marxism?

Yes, a horde of liberal women have now inexplicably found their dream man: Minnesota Governor and walking-dad-joke Tim Walz.

Comedian Chelsea Handler called him a “cutie-patootie” and said it would be “hot” if he brought her tampons.

Comic Julia Sweeney declared a “political crush” on Walz after seeing his charisma on TV. Many commentators, including ESPN’s Mina Kimes, have gushed about the “really powerful” way that Walz is “modeling a different kind of masculinity.” Others projected their daddy issues onto him. Some viral Twitter randos have even called him a “sexy grandpa” and openly fantasized about what sex with him would be like. I’ll spare you the details, though.

Olympic Pistol Dueling… I’d Pay To See That

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Pistol dueling at the Summer Olympics

Wikipedia–In 1908, pistol dueling was demonstrated as part of the concurrent Franco-British Exhibition, using the Olympic fencing arena and in front of invited guests. There were no official demonstration sports until 1912. The competition involved two competitors firing at each other with dueling pistols loaded with wax bullets and wearing protective equipment for the torso, face, and hands. Teams were sent by countries including France, the UK, and the USA. The 20-meter competition was won by the French team of Major Ferrus, J Marais and J Rouvcanachi.