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Code SF Brown – Cleanup On The Bacon Aisle

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‘Code brown’: An army of cleaners patrols SF’s filthiest streets

The San Francisco Standard–“See this Code Brown? I’m sending it to one of the workers now,” said cleaning team leader Ken McCarter as he paused to look at a pile of feces on a San Francisco street in the South of Market neighborhood. McCarter snapped a picture with his phone and shot off a cleaning request.

The alert would be received by an ambassador with the SoMa West Community Benefit District nonprofit. Ambassadors are paid a starting rate of roughly $22 an hour, plus hazard pay. But especially gross tasks like feces cleanup command a premium: Workers bag $3 for every “Code Brown” they scrape off the streets.

“It’s the scavenger hunt from hell that my team has to play every day,” said Christian Martin, executive director of the nonprofit. “Seriously, there’s not enough [public restrooms], when you’ve got thousands of people living on the streets.”

What The Fuck Is Going On In Newsom’s California?

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California Man Arrested for Stealing Human Leg from Fatal Train Accident… and EATING it

Gateway Pundit–“Deputies learned that 27-year old Resendo Tellez removed evidence from the accident scene. Tellez was located and arrested without incident for multiple outstanding warrants and taking evidence from the scene. BNSF Investigators arrived and assumed the investigation.”

In the video of the incident, Tellez appears to be checking out the leg, and sniffing it, before deciding to take a bite.

At one point, Tellez appeared to wave at the person filming before fleeing with his leg — swinging it as he went.

What Are The Odds?

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“How the gang leader ‘Barbecue’ became one of Haiti’s most powerful men…”  They say he serves up a tasty ‘long pork‘ Griyo and Soupe joumou

The Washington Post–Jimmy Chérizier, the elite police officer-turned-gang leader known as “Barbecue,” has risen through Haiti’s political vacuum to become one of the country’s most powerful men.

Chérizier — who got his nickname from his mother’s famous grilled chicken — has proved himself a savvy player of both traditional and social media and a charismatic leader who unified several of Port-au-Prince’s disparate gangs to take control of much of the city and demand embattled Prime Minister Ariel Henry to step down.

He has been accused of crippling Haiti’s economy through extortion and blocking port terminals. His alleged leadership of and participation in slum massacres and violence have left him feared at home and sanctioned internationally. His gang’s most frequent victims are the poor residents and small business owners of the slums he controls.