Nuthin’ Like a Bunker To Hunker Down In During The Coronavirus Apocalypse
TEOTWAWKI
Oregon Snowflakes Call 911 To Deliver Toilet Paper
Oregon Police Are Begging People to Stop Calling 911 If They Run Out of Toilet Paper
Darwin is truly hard at work during this “Great Coronavirus Hunkerdown”.
The Gateway Pundit – It’s hard to believe that we
even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” Newport Oregon Police said in a Facebook post.
The police had some fun and offered residents alternatives to toilet paper if they were to run out.“In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue,” the police said.
“Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water. We are a coastal town. We have an abundance of salt water available. Sea shells were also used.”
Doomsday Seed Vault Releases Some Seeds For Coronavirus Pandemic
Buried inside a mountain in Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, the Global Seed Vault — often referred to as the doomsday seed vault — stores back-up seeds for every one of humanity’s food crops and essentials. Heh.
Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse?
The Chinese Coronavirus is here, but will it be Epic, or not so much…? Stay tuned.
Wait a minute!! Apocalypse, not Alpacalypse…
New Coronavirus Handwashing Protocol Released
The CDC notes that this new approach to explaining proper ‘Handwashing Procedures’ is their most effective effort yet. The Director remarked, “Everyone knows how hard it is to remove the ‘liberal’ from a Democrat, so it was just natural to extend that to the effort needed to root out the Chinese Coronavirus.”
Regional Coronavirus Warnings – Texas
Y’all Wash Your Hands, Y’hear.
The Heartbreak Of Jalapeno Hands
https://youtu.be/uhkV2V7YKe0
The Age of Coronavirus – Measuring Wealth
Sunshine, Hand Sanitizer and Toilet Paper Could Be The Cure For Coronavirus
Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions…
The 5th Dimension – “Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In”