This redneck Einstein knows that when it’s cold outside of the tent, you don’t want to drag your ass out to feed the fire. The resulting craftily engineered tent warmer proves that gravity exists.
ScienceFaire
Factory Farming
Here are two fine examples of factory farming in 2016. Both the Lettuce factory and the Melon factory lend themselves to this program.
What’s in your garden?
Jumping Ship
Could this be another Hillary Clinton “low information” voter jumping ship?
Now do be cautious about leaping to a conclusion regarding the meaning of low information voter and attributing a racist motivation. Could this author simply have been referring to a lack of understanding of the principles of Sir Isaac Newton’s First Law of Motion? Let’s review.
According to Newton’s First Law…
An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force. An object in motion continues in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
This law is often called “The Law of Inertia”.
So kiddies. What’s your conclusion?
What’s All the Fuss?
These fine furry friends just don’t understand why us humans have this problem with Winter Storm “Jonas”. Bring it on….
Lunchtime for Bugs
Bugs Bunny, that is. Belly up, you “pesky wabbit“.
ScienceFaire – Animal Abuse
Have you ever seen such flagrant puppy abuse, ever?
Unlimited Clean Energy
The secret of unlimited, free, clean energy is being suppressed by PETA. Watch. And believe.
Newton’s Third Law of Powerwashing
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
ScienceFaire – Flashlight
Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
