I never understood the term “Crotch Rocket” until now.
WTF
Puppetmaster
This is probably an allegory for “Big Government” and “Entitlements” and “Social Engineering”, but for the life of me, I can’t explain how. Maybe it’s just about a crazy old lady puppeteer with too much time on her hands.
Newton’s Third Law of Powerwashing
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
Opening Day
As the days grow cold, the leaves turn glorious and the hint of wood smoke hangs in the air, hunters everywhere reminisce of seasons past.
ScienceFaire – Flashlight
Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
Sharp Dressed Dog
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don’t know where I am goin’ to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don’t need a reason why.
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing.
And cuff links, stick pin,
When I step out I’m gonna do you in.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Top coat, top hat,
I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
“Sharp Dressed Man” – ZZ Top
Chiraq – KFC 500
This ghetto low-rider literally shames “redneck engineers” everywhere. Simple. Stylish. Sleek.
Don’t miss the low-rider at this Sunday’s KFC 500 in Chiraq. Or next Saturday, in Detroit, at the Popeye’s 450. Original racing. Cajun style. Be there.
The heels are perfect…
That’s Racist
