With clothes–
Without clothes–
WTF
Pinhead Vs. The Tooth Fairy
Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
He Went To Salvador Dali’s Barber…
And it’s lucky he got Salvador Dali’s self-portrait for a cut, rather that Salvador Dali’s “Portrait of Picasso”.
At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings
“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today. As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey. Eh?
Voila – Nothing To See Behind The Curtain
Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.
Fire Him In A Kiln For Perfect Yard Art
