Eeewww!! Maybe not so much.
WTF
Liberal Solution To Arson
Ban Hi-capacity automatic matches. It’s obvious. But, Liberals. Don’t ignore the “Law of Unintended Consequences”….how are you gonna light your bongs? Flint and steel? Friction Bow and Stick? Magnifying Glass? Will all purchases of Hi-cap Automatic Matches require a Federal Background Check and a mandatory Three Day Waiting Period? Heh.
Seeking Job As ‘Lizard Whisperer’
He might have a chance for that job depending on his interviewing skills, even though his credentials appear to be a few hairs short of a pompadour. But any other ‘real’ job, not so much.
Twilight Zone California
“You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!”
The Eagles – “Hotel California”
https://youtu.be/-nmpVYcg23c
I’ll Take a Baker’s Dozen Of My Vitamin D’s, Please
And don’t give me any of those wimpy gluten free D’s either. Make ’em the real deal.
Ready Player One
From the Guardian, “Spielberg’s Ready Player One – in 2045, virtual reality is everyone’s savior“.
It’s 2045 and Earth has been brought to its knees by catastrophic climate change and a worldwide energy crisis, not to mention famine, poverty, disease and war. In short, everything we presently fear has come to pass. It is the ultimate dystopian future.
That’s the premise of Ready Player One, a work of science fiction from 2011 by Ernest Cline and now a movie by Steven Spielberg. Wade Watts, the story’s protagonist, is born into a generation that feels failed by reality. The only thing making life bearable is the OASIS, a globally networked virtual reality world. Using a visor and a set of haptic-feedback gloves, Wade and millions like him enter its realm daily.
Bad Turkey Stuffing Is Worse Than Your Worst Bad Buritto
You shoulda followed your recommended USDA Turkey Stuffing Basics, fool. But, hey. That’s a mistake you’ll never make again.
