WTF
In Pumpkin Spice Space No One Can Hear You Scream
“Alien” – In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
ScienceDiet – “The Gluten” Movie Edition
All right. I agree. Trying to cobble three consecutive posts to the same category (loosely, really loosely) connected by a play on words, is a bit much.
ScienceDiet – Plain Vanilla Political Edition
Beto “Plain Vanilla” O’Rourke. You could, but why would you?
ScienceDiet – You Could, But Why Would You?
Meanwhil In Canada – Turning Over A New Leaf, Eh?
Looks like the old Maple Leaf got kicked to the curb with Granny’s Chesterfield. True. Eh? We should grab a Two-four and a couple of Mickeys and Wake some Irish. Eh? Eh.
She’s An Anteater
“Maneater” – Hall & Oates
She only come out at night, the lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she’s sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you’re getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money’s the matter
If you’re in it for love, you ain’t gonna get too far
[Chorus]
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
[Verse 2]
I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what she can do
She’s deadly, man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
Gives New Meaning to “Short Bus”
We didn’t have great buses like this to get to stool when I was a kid. We had to walk barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways, to get stooled.
Thanks Anon in MT