Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
WTF
Sharp Dressed Dog
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don’t know where I am goin’ to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don’t need a reason why.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing.
And cuff links, stick pin,
When I step out I’m gonna do you in.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Top coat, top hat,
I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
“Sharp Dressed Man” – ZZ Top
Chiraq – KFC 500
This ghetto low-rider literally shames “redneck engineers” everywhere. Simple. Stylish. Sleek.
Don’t miss the low-rider at this Sunday’s KFC 500 in Chiraq. Or next Saturday, in Detroit, at the Popeye’s 450. Original racing. Cajun style. Be there.
The heels are perfect…
That’s Racist
Cat Washing 101
The operative rules are rule 6 and rule 7.
ScienceFaire – Mexican Vegetable Recalls
It’s true. Mexicans poop in the fields, package the co-mingled vegies and unmentionables, then ship them off to the good ol’ USA.
Who’s Your Daddy?
What do they say about “going green”?
Inquiring Minds….
Things you always wanted to know, but
You’ll Need Eye Bleach – updated
Remember. Once Seen. Can’t be Unseen. DO NOT CLICK
One Brick…
…short of a full hod. Or of a full load. Or that is just another brick in the wall.
Once Seen, Can’t Be Unseen
This is why politicians should avoid being photographed with children, dogs, other animals, high school journalists and EATING ETHNIC FOODS. Here’s Angela Merkel violating at least 2 of the rules. Remember, if you click the “read more” tag, your life may never be the same.