How would you like to be in a ‘face-off‘ with this weird warrior?
WTF
Donald Trump Slings a Pot
Donald Trump’s vast array of skills as a politician is as ‘bottomless’ as the pot he’s trying to make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grr5fJuWLSc
**Technically Mr. Trump is ‘ throwing a pot ‘ rather than slinging. But ‘slinging’ made the headline much more interesting.
R.I.P. – ‘Pioneer Cabin’ Sequoia Tree
As reported by East County Today,
The Pioneer Cabin Tree, one of California’s oldest tourist attractions and a beloved specimen of a rare California native species, fell Sunday in Calaveras Big Trees State Park.
A combination of trunk and root decay and storm water runoff appears to have brought the giant sequoia down at its base, shattering it and a nearby cedar tree. No one was hurt. The trees fell when the trail to the giant sequoia was closed.
Cats – No ‘Effing Pussy Men Here
Appropriated from the Caveman Circus, “Taxidermist Carl Akeley posing with the leopard he killed with his bare hands after it attacked him, 1896″.
Not wanting to end up stuffing the cat with his own entrails, Akeley raised his rifle and fired twice, but he missed both times. On his third shot, the bullet
Terrified out of his mind, Akeley pulled the trigger a fourth time, only to realize that he was out of bullets. Downright desperate, Akeley tried to flee, loading cartridges into his rifle as he ran. Working the bolt, he turned to shoot, only to see the leopard flying through the air, fangs bared. Fortunately, Akeley’s first shot had wounded one of the cat’s back paws. Thanks to the bullet, the leopard’s jump was a bit off, giving Akeley enough time to throw up his hands. The cat sank its jaws into the man’s forearm, and the two started wrestling back and forth, fighting for their lives. Eventually, the man and cat grew weak and tumbled to the ground. Finally, he managed to strangle the leopard with his left hand while ramming his right arm down the leopard’s throat.
Deck the Walls With Trusty Armaments
Taking down this Christmas tree will be a blast.
But Is It Unleaded?
ExxonMobil is jealous of Starbucks margins.
PSA – Help Keep Our Wildlife Friends Warm
Cooking temperatures for our Wild Buddies:
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**Provided by the Government of Canada – They know wild.
Elizabeth Warren – Pow-Wow 2020
**Editor’s note – All American Eagle feathers used in Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s faux-Indian headdress were gleaned from the remains of birds murdered by the White man’s Wind Generator totem.
Aesop’s Newest Fable – The Squirrel, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
One bright day in late autumn a family of Ants were bustling about in the warm
Not to be outdone, the pesky squirrel ambling by decided to jump for the grain bin and help himself. He missed and hung himself for the winter by his very ownliest nuts. Ouch! You can figure out the moral of this story for yourself.
The Æsop for Children – “The Ants & the Grasshopper“