WTF
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.
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