Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
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Good Treats? Or Crappy Treats? Watch for the New ‘Treat’O Meter’ App
Scheduled release date October 2018. However, don’t be despondent. Until the app is released, here are a few easy judging criteria that will help turn your candy gathering experience from crappy to stellar.
Lifted from here.
An Indiana Jones Halloween Party
In party parlance, this is called an ‘arc‘ party. Or maybe not. You decide.
Indiana Jones – “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
Halloween – “Pink Is The New Orange”
ScienceDiet – Fair Food Re-Imagined
Ultimate ‘Triple S’ Combination – Sweet, Sour, and Salty.
New UPS Store Snack Bar Menu
UPS Store Snack Bar ‘House Specialty’ – Vegan Burger Pak.
**And you can use any left-overs to cushion your valuables for shipment.
FashionWeek – ‘Fin-Flops’
Certified 100% ‘Dolphin Free’, or they would be called “Flipper-Flops“.
The ‘New’ Vitamin C
Forget that ‘old’ runny nose and sniffles Vitamin C, give the ‘new’ help me make in through the day Vitamin C.
**For a limited time you can get your ‘new’ Vitamin C compounded with pumpkin spice.
The Tragic Story Behind Your ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Latte Revealed
It’s too late for these poor pumpkins, but with your help others could be saved. Join the #DrinkAnythingButPumpkinSpice movement today.
Mr. Roboto, Can You Spare a Dime?
Styx – “Mr. Roboto”
Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply
Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found. Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”
**FakeNewsAlert**