Give me one of these babies fitted out with a Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor and “Doc” Emmett Brown’s flux capacitor… and I’m outta here.
Escape Vehicle
WTF
Deco ‘Rocket’ Car
David Bowie – “Space Oddity”
Charge Of The Snowboy Brigade
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys.
“Forward, the Snow Brigade!
Charge for the trees!” he said.
Into the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys,
And their trusty snow bears.
**Apologies to Lord Tennyson
The Charge of the Light Brigade
By Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Someone’s Sick And Tired Of Winter
Winter solstice 2018 in Northern Hemisphere will be at 4:23 PM on Friday, December 21st.
Awww!! Evil Clown Dog
You could, but why would you?
This pups ‘owner/groomer’ better be keeping his Life Alert subscription paid up to date, because if he falls and can’t get up… Well, he’s guaranteed to be toast. Err… call him Kibbles ‘n Bits, instead.
Holiday Bud
Led Zeppelin – “Dazed and Confused”
https://youtu.be/-rmtJ6-EY1E
StreetArt – Zuckerberg or Big Data?
Styx – “Mr. Roboto”
Butt Rocket – Not Your Standard Glycerin Suppository
**These will set you free, too.
ScienceDiet – Knit One, Purl Two
Or was that ‘noodle one, slurp two’?
Don’t Bogart That Joint, Dog…
Fraternity Of Man – Don’t Bogart Me (Easy Rider) (1969)
These Recalls Are Getting Old
First they came for the salad (romaine lettuce), then they came for the meat main dish (hamburger), then they recalled the pretty garnish (fried onions and garlic). Pretty soon the only thing left to eat will be dog food. Whoopsie….
