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Would You Take A Ride On Elon’s Big ‘Effing Rocket?

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TechCrunch reports, “Elon Musk just renamed SpaceX’s Big F** Rocket.”  How about booking a seat?

BFR, the monster rocket that will cost SpaceX roughly $5 billion to develop, has a new name.

SpaceX  CEO Elon Musk  tweeted late Monday night that he has renamed the company’s largest (and yet to be built) BFR rocket to Starship. Or more precisely, the spaceship portion will be called Starship. The rocket booster used to propel Starship from Earth’s gravitational grasp will be called Super Heavy.

Me. I’ll pass on a chance for a seat on Elon’s BFR – Big ‘Effing Rocket, since I’m never an ‘early adopter’, and since I seen pictures of how he came to design the ‘effing thing.

At Home With The Toilet Bowls

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Meet the Toilet Bowls – There’s Papa, Mama, and l’il Baby “Chamber-pot” Bowl.  Moma and Papa Bowl joke that they have gender-fluid tendencies themselves, but it will be L’il Chamberpot themself who will be the “Decider-in-Cis” as to whether the lid is up or down.  By the way, is that an episode of HGTV’s “Flip or Flop” or “Fixer Upper” on the tube”

StreetArt – Sabo ‘Catches’ a Buzzed Bolting Beto

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In this story, Breitbart ‘catches up’ with Robert Francis O’Rourke’s propensity to flee the scene as it reports, “Street Artist Sabo Lampoons Beto O’Rourke For Drunk Driving Arrest.”

Conservative street artist Sabo poked fun at his latest target, Democratic 2020 hopeful Beto O’Rourke, by using a billboard to roast the Texas Democrat for his drunk driving arrest.

I’m waiting with bated breath for Sabo’s next big effort…., a “wax on, wax off” parody of the Beto’s poetry, perhaps?