“You better wake up and fucking start talking, or I will shove my arm up your face and work your mouth like a puppet!”
WTF
The Cricketeria Comes To Your Local 7-11 Store
Eat Bugs!! Eeewww!!
Catchy slogan, do ya think? Or maybe not so much…
Crickets don’t Fart – Eat Mor Crikits
A ‘Flight’ Of Fantasy – Liberals Skydiving
No parachutes required…
Pink Pony Rifle Identifies As A PEZ Dispenser
Whaddaya think? Is that mag loaded with “Sour Blue Raspberry” or “Candy Unicorn“?
**Thanks Anon in MT