Who was in charge of Granny, anyway?
OMG!!
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.
Sixteen Tons and What Do You Get?
“Another day older and deeper in debt.”
Johnny Cash – “Sixteen Tons”
Who Knew Mucus Had a Twin
It’s Michael Moore and his twin, Mucus. Eewww!!
New-style Personal Floatation Device (PFD)
This is what you call a BPFD – an ‘effing Big Personal Floatation Device.
It could have been called an ‘effing Big Assed Personal Floatation Device (BAPFD) but surveys regarding the effectiveness of acronyms have demonstrated that four or less letters comprising the acronym are most effective.
Trump’s Next Weapon Against ISIS – The “M.O.A.B.B.”
That’s “The Mother Of All Bull Bombs” for inquiring minds.
