You let Mrs. Potato Head pack for your business trip again, didn’t you?

Do ya think Mrs. Potato Head has Mr. Potato Head’s number?

Chuck Berry “My Ding-A-Ling”
Taking it’s place alongside the “Greys”, the “Little Green Men”, and the “Reptiloids”, is the newly discovered eyeless “Purple Puffinoid.” The Puffinoid is thought to be a distant cousin of the “One-eyed, One-horned, Flyin’ Purple People Eater”.
Sheb Wooley — The Purple People Eater Original Version
https://youtu.be/Qz7Why57qVc