Oopsie! Meant Babies. With only his left hand, the dude dropped the kid, reached out and made the catch and then re-caught the kid mid-fall. His right hand? Well, that was for the beer. Not a drop was spilled.
Now when Dad gets home, Mom might have a discussion on parental priorities waiting for him. And, perhaps, a spot waiting for him in the dog house.
The Babylon Bee–100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics.
The injury is not life-threatening, but doctors have advised Hubbard that she needs to refrain from heavy lifting for at least six to eight weeks as her injury heals. Obviously, that means Olympic weightlifting is off the table.
**The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come (“News Yet to Come”) appropriately appropriated from Charles Dickens
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Extra credit given for using at least seven of the vocabulary words in sentences… and extra, extra credit given if you don’t arbitrarily get punched out by the recipient of those self-same words.
Carnac says, “What two things are required to be Joe Biden’s Vice President?”
The Best Of Carnac The Magnificent
Makes almost as much sense as his last mask edict, “It’s OKay to remove your mask when showering…as long as you’re showering alone.”
Manu Raju shared a video of the unpleasant encounter, saying, “Had an unwelcome visitor try to crawl into my live shot earlier.”
Raju could be seen talking to producers, clearly unaware that the cicada was crawling up the lapel of his suit jacket. It followed his collar and then disappeared behind his neck as he waited for his cue.
