Dazed and Confused

Hotel California Reviewed

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“Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
‘Relax’ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'”

The Daily Beast reports, “She Posted a Bad Yelp Review. Then Her Nightmare Began.”

Two weeks after she posted a blurb about a disappointing bachelorette party venue on Long Island, the cyberbullying—in the form of disturbing, harassing, sexually explicit messages—started flooding her Facebook and her wedding website.

And for the guitar solo…

She’s An Anteater

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“Maneater” – Hall & Oates

She only come out at night, the lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she’s sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you’re getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money’s the matter
If you’re in it for love, you ain’t gonna get too far

[Chorus]
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater

[Verse 2]
I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what she can do
She’s deadly, man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

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Meanwhile In Canada – For Want Of A Nail, Eh?

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Speaking allegorically about Canada’s War on Drugs – “For Want of a Nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.”  Now don’t bogart that joint, my friend….