Dazed and Confused
She’s An Anteater
She only come out at night, the lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she’s sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you’re getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money’s the matter
If you’re in it for love, you ain’t gonna get too far
[Chorus]
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
[Verse 2]
I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what she can do
She’s deadly, man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
Meanwhile In Canada – For Want Of A Nail, Eh?
Speaking allegorically about Canada’s War on Drugs – “For Want of a Nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.” Now don’t bogart that joint, my friend….
Ape-Hanger Prime or Just Monkeying Around
Easy Rider – “Born To Be Wild”
Can You Tuber?
No, not bake a potato, sweet potato, or cassava, or even plant a dahlia, but create cute (sort of??) little toilet paper roll heads. After my initial shock in thinking that these diminutive guys were weird examples of the art of ‘shrinking heads’, I decided that the little tubers are actually pretty cool looking.
I Had Too Much To Dream
The Electric Prunes – “I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)”
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Simon and Garfunkle – “Sounds of Silence”
**Amalgamated Metaphor Alert
The Peculiar Eva Green
“Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children” – Trailer
I Read The News Today, Oh Boy….
The Beatles – “A Day In The Life”





















