Barack Obama – Election Monkey

Breitbart reports, “Barack Obama in 2008: Both Parties ‘Have Monkeyed Around With Elections’“.

Barack Obama warned supporters that politicians had “monkeyed around” with elections, during a campaign speech at Kent State University in New Philadelphia, Ohio, on September 3, 2008.

Then-Senator Obama (D-IL) said: “I come from Chicago. It’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes Democrats have, too. You know, whenever people are in power, they have this tendency to try to tilt things in their direction.”

But, of course, if a Republican like Ron DeSantis uses the colloquial expression….

New York Governor Cuomo’s New Campaign Slogan, “America Sucks”

Actually, it’s worse than that, as reported by CBS News, “New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo says America “was never that great.”  Well, geez, Governor.  I feel really inspired now to vote for you, now.  One can make book on that quote of yours living on in infamy along with Jimmy Carter’s “Malaise” speech, Mitt’s “Binders of Women or Forty-seven Per Cent“, or even Hillary’s “Basket of Deplorables“.

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who has worked to portray himself as a major antagonist to President Trump, offered an alternative to the president’s famous campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again,” at a bill signing Wednesday.

We are not going to make America great again. It was never that great,” he said. The audience, which was there to watch Cuomo sign a bill to make sex trafficking a felony in the state, reacted with audible gasps and cheers. The governor was attempting to make a larger point about women’s equality, but the context was lost with the shocked reaction to his first sentence.

Labour Leader Corbyn ‘Lays’ Wreath For Terrorists

Or, in his words, “I was present at wreath-laying but don’t think I was involved.”  According to The Guardian,

Jeremy Corbyn – “Don’t Believe Your Lyin’ Eyes”

Jeremy Corbyn said he was present but not involved at a wreath-laying for individuals behind the group that carried out the Munich Olympic massacre, a partial admission that led to a row between him and Israel’s prime minister.

The Eagles – “Lyin’ Eyes – Live, 1977”

https://youtu.be/DB2Yf_2r-S4

Driving Miss DiFi

The story of an old Jewish senator from California and her Chinese chauffeur in the world of American ‘smashmouth‘ political intrigue in Washington DC, and a relationship that grows and improves the finances of both over the years.

Starring Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) as herself, and Xi Jinping as the ‘ubiquitous’ Morgan Freeman.

Trump Punks ‘Crazy’ Bernie Sanders

At a campaign style rally in Wilkes-Barr, PA for Congressman and GOP nominee for U.S. Senate, Lou Barletta, the President took a few moments to light- heartedly  tease Democratic Socialist and all around crazy guy, Bernie “Balloon-hair” Sanders.

Thanks for the memories (and the memes) Crazy Bernie.