The Daily Wire reports, “Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes.” What? Get outta here Foghorn Leghorn.
“Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government,” reports Sky News. “More than 320,000 of them — featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign — will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.”
Fredo promises a frank discussion with the bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor about his Mother’s concerns about the pictures on his bedroom wall of “naked men all oiled up.”
**/sarc ‘n /snark
When Jan and Dean climbed in their ‘Rat Rod‘ and headed for Baltimore, little did they expect…
And we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, ’cause it’s two to one
You know we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, gonna have some fun
You know we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, ’cause it’s two to one
You know we’re goin’ to ‘Rat’ City, gonna have some fun, now
Two ‘rats’ for every boy
The Beach Boys and Jan & Dean – “Surf City”
I’ve heard of Harvest Moons, New Moons, Waxing Crescent Moons, First Quarter Moons, Waxing Gibbous Moons, Full Moons, Waning Gibbous Moons, Supermoons, Blood Moons, Blue Moons, Harvest Moons, Pink Moons, Flower Moons, Hunter’s Moons, Strawberry Moons…. But an ‘effing Woke Moon?
Other potential Democratic Congressional candidates…
