Dick’s Sporting Goods (now known as Pussy’s) traded it’s AR-15’s and ammo for yoga pants and tampons. We’ll see how that works out for them.
**AlmostFakeNews**
SJW’s – Social Justice Warriors
Screeching Liberal #Snowflake Melting
That hideous screeching that you hear is a #SJW #Snowflake with her ‘wittle fweewings’ hurt.
https://youtu.be/0_JtRyZSyRk
**Warning – Make sure your finger is on the mute button. Listening could be hazardous to your health.**
Thanks sgt_axeman
Miracle Cure For #Snowflake Disease Found
Take Two (2) cookies with Milk at naptime and check back with me in Thirty Years. In case of a Severe attack coupled with #Whinerism, You may go to a Three (3) times per day regimen.
Seeking Job As ‘Lizard Whisperer’
He might have a chance for that job depending on his interviewing skills, even though his credentials appear to be a few hairs short of a pompadour. But any other ‘real’ job, not so much.
Oregon’s ‘Green’ Gas Problem
So Oregon’s greenie #Snowflake #Whiners can finally pump their own gasoline. Heh.
At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings
“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today. As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey. Eh?
‘Crackers’ Love Cheese??
Can I say that??
If a cracker fell in the woods, would he be a racist?
They ‘Included’ Every Letter In The Alphabet
‘Effing Liberal Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous Idiots.
