President Obama, in another outreach to Muslims everywhere, reported famed flag maker, Betsy Ross, to the US Environmental Protection Agency for allegedly producing a defective product. The President said, “None of our Islamic brothers and sisters should ever have to perish from the scourge of fiery, flag fumes while engaging in their First Amendment rights no matter where in the world they might be.”
You got your shade and you got your shades. Your floating refrigerator. Your propulsion. Your source of food in the wild. A footbath. Your beards. Maybe a ponytail. And most certainly, you’ve got your butt-crack.
From the WaPost.com, “The baffling reason many millennials don’t eat cereal“.
Few things are as painless to prepare as cereal. Making it requires little more than pouring something (a cereal of your choice) into a bowl and then pouring something else (a milk of your choice) into the same bowl. Eating it requires
little more than a spoon and your mouth. The food, which Americans still buy $10 billion of annually, has thrived over the decades, at least in part, because of this very quality: its convenience.
And yet, for today’s youth, cereal isn’t easy enough.
[A]nother thing happening, which should scare cereal makers — and, really, anyone who has a stake in this country’s future — more: A large contingent of millennials are uninterested in breakfast cereal because eating it means using a bowl, and bowls don’t clean themselves (or get tossed in the garbage). Bowls, kids these days groan, have to be cleaned.
Ask someone from Brussels. Talk about an Advertising Campaign screwing the pooch. This one is worse than the “Jaws 2” Mayor’s “It’s Safe to Go Back in the Water” campaign. Watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UffVEqBaK8Q
Spring happens this weekend. The seasonings change. Fire up that BBQ. Eat meat.
Don’t you just love the smell of charcoal lighter in the morning?
Clock-Boy was overheard saying, “It’s never too late to synchronize your bombs…err, clocks.”
