“It’s the patriotic thing to do Monica…”
PC-Political Correctitude
New NFL ‘Player Designed’ Helmet
In keeping with the spirit of “Letting the inmates run the asylum”, the leadership of the NFL has approved the new “player designed” headgear. Kumbaya, Bro….
A groundskeeper was heard saying about the new headgear, “Pussies to the left of me, pussies to the right. Pussies upstairs in the Broadcast booth, pussies in the Owner’s box and pussies in the Commissioners Office. There’s so many pussies in the NFL now that I’m catching a case of the cramps.”
More Liberal ‘Bricks In The Wall’
Good job ‘Lefties’. The Mercury News reports, “UC Berkeley’s ‘Free Speech Week’ officially canceled.”
A conservative UC Berkeley student group that had been working with right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos to host a “Free Speech Week” on campus officially called off the four-day program on Saturday.
But the former columnist for the “alt-right” Breitbart News doubled down on his promise to go through with the event, leaving university and law enforcement officials wading into an unpredictable, potentially violent showdown on Sunday.
Some obligatory angst from Pink Floyd – “Another Brick In The Wall”
Murica – Too Sexy For My Chair
Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
Shaving Your ‘Monkey’
That looks like a nice close shave for Bonzo. Love that ‘Side-shaved, High-fade’ look. And his little elephant slippers…Awww!!
Man Self-Identifies As Goat
You were warned this whole “Trans-whatever”, Self-identifying thing was a slippery slope. Does this now mean that Facebook has 72 Gender Options from which to chose? Facepalm.
Okie Earthquake Detection Kit
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
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