Murica – The General Wee

Everyone is getting ready for CBS’ new and woke re-release of the “Dukes of Hazzard”.  They say that the new and ‘smarter’ General Wee car will blow you out of your flip-flops.  And Daisy Duke in a pussyhat …. Hot!!

Just some good ol boys, never meanin’ no harm – they been in trouble with the law since the day they wuz born…’

London Broiling – Then They Come For Your Fork…

The Revolution will begin in earnest when London Mayor Sadiq Khan decrees that “Sporks” are the only approved utensils for Londoners to enjoy their Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding dinner.  Who will step forward as the English Charlton Heston and tell Mayor Khan that, “You’ll have to pry my knife and fork from my cold, dead hands…