Used to be Mom’s warnings ‘be like’, “Don’t run with scissors”, or “Don’t shoot your brother’s eye out with your BB gun”, or “Eat your broccoli there are starving kids in China”. Now? Not so much.
Used to be Mom’s warnings ‘be like’, “Don’t run with scissors”, or “Don’t shoot your brother’s eye out with your BB gun”, or “Eat your broccoli there are starving kids in China”. Now? Not so much.
Redrum Democracy. Redrum Capitalism. Redrum Republicans. Redrum Trump. Redrum Kavanaugh.
Redrum, Redrum. – “The Shining”
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking
Said his wifey dear
Now that all is peaceful and calm
The boys will soon be back on the farm
Mister Reuben started winking and slowly rubbed his chin
He pulled his chair up close to mother
And he asked her with a grin
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
They’ll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
“Bugger all! You bloody damp squib!!
Or… “Three kids, mate. George, Louis, and Charlotte
It’s all in your perspective.
If you’ve ever had a bad case of Jehovah’s Witness or LDS, then you know what your life will be like if you open the door for this woman. Your incurable case of toenail fungus…. not so bad.