I’m Just waiting for the first case of “Roid Road Rage” to happen. BTW. Try saying “Roid Road Rage” three times fast.
Murica
Murica – 18 Wheeler Pontooner
10-4 Good Buddy. Watch my wake. Not a catfish in sight.
Murica Meets Hispanica
Is it a ‘Low Rider’ or a ‘Monster Tractor’?
Murica – Redneck Water Park
Earline. Don’t get that smoke wet, ya hear?
Murica – Too Sexy For My Chair
Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
Okie Earthquake Detection Kit
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans
Perpetual Motion Breakthrough – Redneck Gyroscopic BBQ Machine
Previous failed attempts to find the key to creating a “perpetual motion” machine.
