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Murica
Murica – Rocket Chair Man
Elton John – “Rocket Man”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW5EKDMElig
Murica – Getting Ready for AGW
There’s nothing like a little ‘redneck engineering’ to get you ready for anything a polar vortex or ‘AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)’ has in store for you.
Murica – DeWALT Meat Carver and Construction Tool
You have to admire that ‘Redneck Engineering’. You can build your kitchen and make lunch in it, all with the same tool.
Murica – The Horror
Marlon Brando in “Apocalypse Now” – The Horror
Murica – Cinco de Luau
You’ve got your Corona beer, your colorful shorts, your beach sand, dune buggy, and your tits. It’s a Murica Cinco de Luau for sure. All that’s missing is poi flavored vomit.
Murica – Now That’s Real Redneck Engineering
You got your shade and you got your shades. Your floating refrigerator. Your propulsion. Your source of food in the wild. A footbath. Your beards. Maybe a ponytail. And most certainly, you’ve got your butt-crack.
