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“Just Horsing Around” – NYT Corrects Claim That Border Patrol Used Reins To ‘Whip’ Haitian Migrants

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Crack that whip – Give the past a slip – Step on a crack – Break your mama’s back – When a problem comes along – You must whip it -Before the cream sits out too long – You must whip it – When something’s going wrong – You must whip it – Devo

The Daily Caller–The New York Times issued a correction after claiming that border patrol agents were whipping Haitian migrants with horse reins.

In the correction, the NYT admitted that the original article “overstated” what was going on at the border.

“An earlier version of this article overstated what is known about the behavior of some Border Patrol agents on horseback,” the correction read. “While the agents waved their reins while pushing migrants back into the Rio Grande, The Times has not seen conclusive evidence that migrants were struck with the reins.”

Devo – Whip It (Official Music Video)

‘Tater’ Goes Incogmeato

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Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter Draws Increasing Fire From Critics Over CNN Show’s Ratings Decline

Ratings Plunge cause Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter to go Incogmeato

MEDIAite–Reliable Sources “has failed to attract one million viewers for 11 straight weeks and averaged only 752,000 on Sunday for its smallest audience of 2021,” wrote Fox News media reporter Brian Flood. Fox boasted that its own weekly media show, MediaBuzz, hosted by Howard Kurtz, averaged 1.1 million viewers in the same timeslot on the same day.

But as Bill Parcells once famously said, you are what your record says you are. And there’s no getting around the fact that CNN’s 2021 numbers have fallen considerably since their January peak. Sooner or later, the network and its media maven will have to recapture that audience — lest his attackers decide he’s no longer worth the trouble.

CNN Breaking News! Flat Earther Surfing Disaster

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FakeNews CNN’s Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter reports “Surfers on edge after 40 go missing…”

‘Tater’ is sure to “Get Peeled” for trying to resurrect his failing show with this cheesy (and we’re pretty sure it’s a FakeNews)story. Since Former President Donald Trump left the White House, CNN has lost almost 70% of its viewers.


**/sarc ‘n /snark