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Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About The Chinese Coronavirus…

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…Cause Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About Bats.

Des Moines Register – It was the chomp heard ’round the world… when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses.  The landmark night turned out to be a bloody decapitation…By a looney Englishman with toxic drug habits whose job description at the time read something like “dark prince of heavy metal.”

So, yeah.  Ozzy knows a thing or two about a bat or two.

**Thanks Anon in MT

Washed Up and Washed Out Madonna Attempts Relevancy During Coronavirus Pandemic

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Carpe Donktum Provides The Background Effects For Madonna’s Ghastly Little Bathtub Performance.

The woman is seriously weird and the scene is so seriously macabre that I feel compelled to put it behind an EYE BLEACH Warning. Click More at your own peril.

You can click Homer to get an eye full…, but remember you were warned

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