Jake from State Farm, meet Jack from “The Shining.”
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M’m! M’m! Not So Good! Campbell’s Cancels Rollout For New Chinese Market Inspired Soup
Campbell’s Product Management Team echoed Confucius (or was it Yogi Berra?) saying, “You can swing the bat, but in soups as in life, timing is everything – we made too many wrong mistakes.”
Ohio Department of Health ‘Smashes’ It’s COVID-19 Social Distancing Message
Advanced Ping Pong Tips for Spin & Spikes
Smashes and Slams
Also known as a kill, a slam or smash is hit with little or no topspin on the ball. The objective is to hit an unreturnable shot that allows you to win the point.
To Da Moon, Nancy! Bang! Zoom!
To Da Moon! Bang Zoom
Bring Me The ‘Effing Rodent’s Head On A Pike
The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as a woodchuck, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots.
COVID-19 Whole House Disinfection Hack
“Safer At Home” Brought To A Whole ‘Nuther Level
**/sarc ‘n /snark
***Professional Driver Closed Course. DO NOT Attempt At Home.
Stayin’ Alive, Slinky, Stayin’ Alive
Day Forever in Coronavirus lockdown mode – It’s the simple little things that keep you going.
Democratic Coronavirus Chairwoman Demonstrates Mask Protocol
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, the Chair of the House Coronavirus Task Force demonstrates that in the Democratic Party’s organizational hierarchies, such as a Task Forces or Committees, every Democratic Representative is allowed to rise in the hierarchy until they reach their level of respective incompetence. Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has reached hers.
Found here.
Staying ‘Comfortably Numb’ At Home With The Gang
We’d be “Safer At Home” if only the Feds would just deliver our snackies for free.
Do Re Mi – It’s COVID-19
The Sound of a Pandemic!
The Sound of a Pandemic!
Let’s start at the very beginning
A sore throat, a cough in Wuhan
And in no time at all, there were 1, 2, 3
And one went on a plane – took it overseas
Overseas
And that’s how pandemics get started, you see
Woe is me
Now we’ve got Covid-19
Trying To Stock Up For COVID-19 Quarantine
Jack “The Joker” Napier and Vincent “Pulp Fiction” Vega Go Coronavirus Quarantine Shopping
“It’s like a wax museum with a pulse in here.” – Vincent Vega
“Introduce A Little Anarchy, Upset The Established Order, And Everything Becomes Chaos.” – Jack Napier
**Found here.
COVID-19 Inspires Creative Face ‘Maskery’
**Professional Driver on Closed Course – DO NOT Attempt at Home