The News Hour with Kim Jong-RocketMan

Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent.  It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game.  RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music.  And “that’s the way it is“.

Kim Jong-RocketMan

Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…

Kim Jong-RocketMan