Guns

Chiraq – Bullet Cams

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From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.

CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring Guns_Chiraqall interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.

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Low Hanging Fruit

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Obama has been firing blanks in an attempt to solve the nation’s supposed gun violence problem.  After spending all of this time, energy, political capital, and “tears”, the only answer he found was taking everyone’s right to own a firearm away. You might say that his solution has been like “looking for love in all the wrong liberal places”.

The statistically logical solution has been staring him in the face–right from his own home town, Chicago.  Only 2 simple steps are required to eliminate over 96 per cent of all Chicago firearm homicides:

  • Ban all Blacks from having firearms (an 80.2o% solution) and
  • Ban all Hispanics from having firearms (the remaining 16.10% of the low hanging fruit).

He could be a real “Liberal ” hero by following that simple approach.  The rest of the population if left alone will figure out a solution to the remaining 3.70% without infringing on anyone’s Second Amendment rights.

Chicago’s 2015 Gun Violence Summary from “Hey Jackass!! ”

HeyJackass_Homicides_By_Race_2015

Hey. Don’t blame me for suggesting something as equally ridiculous as what Obama did. My solution, however, would work better than his and that’s a 96 per cent certainty.

Gunfighting Rules

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I just gagged down Obama’s Gun Grab Press conference. Here’s some rules that may interest you and help you make it through the day.

Guns_Yosemite_Sam“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.”

In a gunfight, the most important rule is ….HAVE A GUN!!!

These are shooting tips from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules… If not, you should get one, learn how to use it and learn the rules.

THE RULES

But first, always remember, guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

  • Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried out by 6.
  • Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
  • Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.
  • Never say “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off or the hammer cocking.
  • The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
  • The most important rule in a gunfight is:  Always Win – there is no such thing as a fair fight.  Always Win – cheat if necessary.  Always Win – 2nd place doesn’t count.
  • Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets ….  You may get killed with your own gun, but they’ll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty .
  • If you’re in a gun fight:  (a) If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.  (b) If you’re not loading, you should be moving.  (c) If you’re not moving, you’re dead.
  • In a life and death situation, do something …. It may be wrong, but do something!
  • If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. Nonsense!  If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
  • You can say “stop” or any other word, but a large bore muzzle  pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language; you won’t have to press 1 for Spanish/Mexican or 2 for Chinese or 3 for Arabic.
  • Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.  In court, yours will be the only testimony.
  • You cannot save the planet, but you  may be able to save yourself and your family.

Snagged via:  The Feral Irisman