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Get Your Kicks on Route 66
The Rolling Stones – “Route 66”
Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings
Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise. Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved. He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.
1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….
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John and Lindsay – The New Laverne and Shirley
RINO Whino’s, John McCain and Lindsay Graham, trying out for the next big Republican sitcom.
We’re not quite sure whether they will be playing the Laverne and Shirley roles, or the Lenny and Squiggy parts.
Paul Ryan’s Three R’s
Paul Ryan’s Three R’s are: Repeal. Replace. And Remove.
**No pun intended for the alliterativity that Paul’s Three R‘s are. Repeal. Replace. Remove. Or as Popeye once said, “Arf. Arf. Arf.”
Steve McQueen – Guns, Tennies, and Shades
And don’t forget fast cars:
No, No RyNoCare
As reported by Breitbart, “Chaos Inside GOP House Conference Forces Speaker Ryan to Cancel Thursday’s RyanCare Vote”
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R.-WI) cancelled the anticipated vote on the
American Health Care Act—RyanCare—the latest sign that the bill is in a death spiral.
Progress bringing the bill to the floor was stalled out when a compromise reached in principle between President Donald Trump and the chamber’s conservative bloc, the House Freedom Caucus, late Wednesday was not included in to the bill as a manager’s amendment.
Shrimp on the Barbie
With Spring less than a week away, it’s time to fire up the old ‘barbie‘.
Jim Carrey – “Dumb and Dumber” (1994)