Do you want your map… or just the the ‘Special Decoder-Locator’ ring the Secret Service set up for you?
All Things Christmas/Easter
Santa Busted For Violating COVID ‘Stay At Home’ Orders
While being booked, Santa was heard muttering, “Fuck Fauci and his pack of Grinchy minions.”
That Ass-copying Elf On The Shelf Is A Real ‘Crackup’
His picture of Joe Biden is Joe’s best in a quarter century.
One Ugly Christmas Sweater You Just Can’t Keep On The Hanger
Don’t procrastinate people. Your Christmas lights are not gonna hang themselves. All together now… Just like Jeffrey Epstein.
