Voters. Do you want “Free College”, “Free Housing”, “Free Food”, “Free Phones”, “Free Transportation”, “Free Childcare”, or “Free Healthcare” with that Meat Sauce?
Elections
Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
Bernie Math
Bernie Math is a subset of the Common Core Educational System. It’s a Liberal’s notion of a wet dream.
Hillary’s Pole Problem
Don’t you just love the English language? Pole or Poll? To quote Hillary, “What difference does it make?”
Hard To Swallow
Thank goodness that I wasn’t compelled to make any snarky comparisons to Monica.
Invasion
Whatever you might think of Ted Cruz, one thing is for certain, his new “Invasion” ad hits the ball out of the park, or at least clears the “water hazard”. Watch also for his campaign logo to perform well. He takes “TRUST TED” and blends it into “TRUSTED”. Sweet.
Christmas Spirit
Now that Christmas is in the rear view mirror, it’s time to start schlonging on Hillary again. Oh boy!
The Gift
Choosing between Steve Harvey and Hillary Clinton for the title of “The Gift That Just Keeps On Giving” is a tough one. Maybe we should let Miss Columbia make that choice…
Premature Schlonging
As you can see, Political Schlonging has a rather extensive and most interesting history. So quit whining, Hillary.
The “Donald”?
Or The “Hut”? As in Jabba the Hut.
Cruz Christmas Classics
It’s a little early to be shilling for a Presidential Candidate, but what the heck, I loved Ted Cruz’s choice of reading material. Watch.
Debate Lineup – Star Wars Style
They are all simply perfect, they are.
Mr. Relevant
Yep. That’s sure to get a few votes.
