When your polling numbers are less than 2 per cent after running for President since you ran for Senate (and lost) in 2018, you morph from Candidate Zero to Patient Zero.
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Quid Pro Joe Would Like Extra Pineapple With His Coconut Dream
A common idea associated with a coconut in a dream is that you will receive an unexpected gift. Some believe that this unexpected gift will be money.
Rupert Holmes – “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”
Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff’s Custom ImpeachMobile
In Order To Navigate From Conspiracy Theory To Conspiracy Theory In His Quest To Impeach Donald “Fo Di Fi” Trump, Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff Requisitioned A Custom ImpeachMobile From The Deep State Motor Pool.
Unfortunately, the design tends to keep crazy inside and appears to be impermeable to common sense and good judgement from the out.








