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Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff Meets The Great White Whale – An Allegory
Today’s Lesson In Allegory. The little guy with the stuck tongue is Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff. The Pole that little Adam’s tongue is stuck to is Trump’s “Moby Impeachment Dick.”
**Any insinuation that Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff’s tongue was stuck to Trump’s actual “Great White Whale” was unintended and coincidental. But now that you’ve seen it, it can not be unseen.
‘Nanny’ Bloomberg Buys Himself A ‘Big Gulp’ Of Bernie’s Ire
Sanders blasts DNC rules that could allow Bloomberg to debate
The Hill – Sanders on Thursday slammed the party’s decision to change the rules for someone “worth $55 billion,” referring to Bloomberg without calling him out by name.
“Suddenly a guy comes in who has not campaigned one bit in Iowa or New Hampshire … but he’s worth $55 billion and I guess if you’re worth $55 billion you can get the rules changed for a debate,” Sanders said.
The billionaire former mayor of New York City has been running an untraditional campaign, skipping the first voting contests in the primary and instead focusing his resources on March 3, known as Super Tuesday, when more than a dozen states will hold voting.
Adam Schiff – Self-Perception Vs. Reality
Do you think the ‘Barney’ Schiff likes baby oil as much as the ‘Conan’ Schiff. That would be a good question for his next Press Conference.
Boris And Natasha Take A Volunteer Vacation In Des Moines
That was fun, Boris. Let’s go check out the granite in New Hampshire. We need some new ‘counters‘, don’ t we tovarisch?
“Democratic chair calls for recanvass in Iowa as national leaders raise new questions about handling of app,” says the Washington Post.
Elizabeth Warren Fails To Win Iowa’s Pocahontas County
Liz Warren Finishes In 5th Place In Pocahontas County, Iowa
This is DEFCON Level 1 Schadenfreude here.
The Daily Caller – The Iowa Democratic Party released the first partial vote count from Monday night’s Iowa caucuses Tuesday showing former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg holding a slight lead over Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders. The partial vote count also showed Warren, of Massachusetts, in fifth place in Pocahontas County, Iowa with all precincts reporting.
Whoop, Whoop White Girl
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Missed Another SOTU Address
Ruth Bader Ginsburg has never attended a State of the Union speech when a Republican is president
I don’t think the Democrats like the odds that Notorious RBG can outlast another four years of a Donald Trump presidency.
New Images Of “No Class” Nancy Pelosi Ripping Trump’s SOTU Address
Nancy Pelosi ‘pre-ripped’ pages of Trump’s SOTU speech
The New York Post writes,
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi apparently made tiny tears in her copy of President Trump’s State of the Union address — so that her speech-ripping moment could go off without a hitch.
As Trump introduced cancer-stricken radio host Rush Limbaugh — who received the Medal of Freedom during the speech — Pelosi could be seen grabbing the pages off the table.
Mitt Romney Votes To Convict President Trump On One Count
Mitt Romney Is A Self-Servicing, Self-Righteous, Oh So Sanctimonious Cunt
2:14 PM: Washington Post: Romney “sealed a place in history.”
2:15 PM: Romney will be first Senator in history to vote to remove a president of own party (convict on abuse of power and acquit on obstruction of Congress).