Unforgiving cold has punished the eastern United States for the past 10 days. But the most severe winter weather yet will assault the area Wednesday night into the weekend.
First, a monster ocean storm is taking shape, which pasted parts of Florida, Georgia and South Carolina with rare ice and snow early Wednesday. By Thursday, the exploding storm will, in many ways, resemble a winter hurricane, battering easternmost New England with potentially damaging winds in addition to blinding snow. Blizzard warnings have been issued for the Virginia Tidewater region up the coast to eastern Maine, including Ocean City, Atlantic City, eastern Long Island, Boston and Portland.
Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers? Not so well. So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities. After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?
Thanks to AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) it too ‘effing cold for Frosty at home, so he’s decided to spend the winter in Key Largo with his uncle Sandy the Sandman.
The Canadian Government should be ashamed of itself for trying to frighten all the little kiddies with the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) FakeNews story that Santa has become a “Climate Refugee” and is moving to the South Pole. Here’s the BIG LIE from The Government of Canada’s “Policy Horizons”. The following pile of polar bear excrement, err…government sponsored misinformation demonstrates that nothing is out of bounds for a Liberal trying to argue an issue….
Santa is moving to the South Pole
What?
Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.
So What?
Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.
It’s obvious that this major Christmas cookie fail was caused by AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Who knows what the next casualty will be? It’s probably Trump’s fault, too.
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The Canadian Government should be ashamed of itself for trying to frighten all the little kiddies with the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) FakeNews story that Santa has become a “Climate Refugee” and is moving to the South Pole. Here’s the BIG LIE from The Government of Canada’s “Policy Horizons”. The following pile of polar bear excrement, err…government sponsored misinformation demonstrates that nothing is out of bounds for a Liberal trying to argue an issue….human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.
