Biden’s Got An Emergency Plan For Texas

President Joe Biden broke his silence Friday about the weather disaster in Texas, promising to visit.

Breitbart–Biden has remained publicly silent about the ongoing struggles in the state for several days except for three social media posts on Thursday.

White House officials asserted Biden was “keeping abreast” of the issues in Texas and that officials are working with local leaders to assist Texans. On Thursday, the White House announced FEMA is providing 60 generators as well as food, water, and blankets to Texas communities.

Biden reassured reporters Friday he is handling the crisis from the White House.

**Thanks Anon in MT

Who Lasted Longer? The ‘Mooch’ Or The ‘Duck’

TJ Ducklo just got shitcanned

The obnoxious and self-serving Anthony Scaramucci lasted ten whole days as Trump’s Director of Communications.  That does appear to be the record, but apparently T.J. Ducklo’s transgressions actually occurred more that three weeks ago which would have put him only a day or two into Biden’s term.  The White House just couldn’t (or wouldn’t) pull the trigger.  So we’ll just have to let the Refs review the ‘instant replay footage’ and make the call.

T.J. ‘The Destroyer’ Ducklo