For Cardio and Training Benefits, Maybe Not So Much. But Keeping Kamala From Becoming President (at least for a little while)… Priceless.
Kamala’s Thought Bubble–Maybe a dog bite…Yeah, yeah. That could be the ticket.
Biden Derangement Syndrome
The Clowns Know The Way To 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Can I have some ice cream with my booger treats and crayons?
Joe Biden Is Such An Inspiration…
That I want to donate my entire COVID-19 Economic Impact Stimulus Check to the Alzheimer’s Association.
**Do donate to the Alzheimer’s Association. It may be too late for Ol’ Joe-mentia, but maybe not for you and me.
Will The New White House Reporter Get A Question?
Ronald Crump and the Babylon Bee want to know?
Senator Lankford Outs Joe Biden’s Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier Border Flaks
Day two from the border—this is a pod that’s designed to hold 80 people that’s currently holding 709. pic.twitter.com/rKLH5urdyh
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
For a side-by-side comparison, the first photo is from my trip to the border in 2019–the second is from today. Plenty of space to walk around and safely spread out. Tell me this isn’t a crisis. https://t.co/ING6lsNYor pic.twitter.com/ujQXNxkQKD
— Sen. James Lankford (@SenatorLankford) March 26, 2021
I’m Your Captain And I’m Feeling Mighty Sick
I’m your captain, I’m your captain
Though I’m feeling mighty sick
I’ve been lost now for days uncounted
And it’s months since I’ve seen home
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
Am I in my cabin dreaming?
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me?
Closer To Home (I’m Your Captain)
C’mon Man. No New Pronouns For Joe
Bugger me blind! He even needs an ‘idiot card‘ to remember his own name.
