Did ‘Ol Joe Really Pay For Hunter’s Russian Hooker?

If Daddy’s nom de plume is “Celtic“, quite possibly.

New York Post–It’s May 2018, and Robert Hunter Biden is trawling through his favorite Los Angeles escort sites. He orders “Yanna,” a 24-year-old Russian native from Emerald Fantasy Girls.

“Russian, Green Eyes, Thin Brunette, an elite courtesan” is Yanna’s pitch, along with a menu of sex acts.

“Hi, My name is Rob. I’m staying at Chateau Marmont. Are you available now?”

Hunter’s escapades with Yanna are a glimpse into the president’s son’s debauched lifestyle, but it also raises questions about how much his finances were mingled with Joe Biden. As detailed in Hunter’s own text messages, two mysterious men would show up soon after Yanna left, asking curious questions.

Ol’ Joe Came Up ‘A Little Short’ In His Meeting With Vlad ‘The Tall’

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Randy Newman “Short People” Little Criminals (1977) HQ

 

Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
‘Round here

Joe Gibberish’ Most Excellent European Adventure

Joe Gibberish On The World Stage – “But um, we um, you know (the thing), I’m in trouble…” Again

“And uh, I’ve said before and I apologize for the – Oh, I didn’t Jake Sullivan from the State Department [inaudible]. I’m leaving out a lot of people here I apologize. I’m going to get in trouble. But, anyway, we’ll get back to that. But um we um you know…” – President Biden.